This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
