i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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