Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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