Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My life is pants optional.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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