Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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