so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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