It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
did you just send me my own nude
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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