We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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