Me too!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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