yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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