You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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