When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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