She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My pussy is not your playground.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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