Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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