he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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