Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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