Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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