Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
