he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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