We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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