Ambien. No doubt about it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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