I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think a kid would responsible me up
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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