i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
my shit smells like andre
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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