we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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