You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
