Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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