So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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