Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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