everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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