The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
