So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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