And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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