She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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