Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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