Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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