I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I smell like Dick and happiness
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