My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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