Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You're like the curious george of whores
There r osticjed everywhere
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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