she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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