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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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