He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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