I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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