woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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