I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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