the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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