i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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