You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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