i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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