belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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