lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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