youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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