i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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