You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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